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Scene: School Hallway
Nicole is telling Ian, Jillian and Reggie about Frannie Fortune
stopping by the station to see her. They are skeptical.

Jillian:
You're singing backup for
Frannie Fortune? 
Reggie:
C'mon Nicole use a little imagination.
Belinda Carlyle maybe.
Whitney Houston.... 

Nicole:
I swear she came to the studio last night! 
Reggie:
Yeah right! 
And what did she offer Ian- a road managers job?
Ian:
Hey! 

Nicole:
Tell them Ian. 
He must have seen her on the way out...
Ian:
The way I feel about Frannie Fortune.
I could bumped into her in the loo 
and not noticed!
Ian leaves them.
As he rounds the corner, 
Frannie Fortune steps out of the elevator.

Frannie:
Hey Kid, you know where
I can find Nicole Chapman? 
Ian:
Oh yeah - she's right around 
the corner at the lockers. 

Frannie:
Thanks!
Ian starts walking away and then turns 
around again...
Scene: School Radio Station

Ian is changing records.
Ian:
Ian Ware again filling in again for Nicole
Chapman. 

Still to come....The Smiths;
the Replacements and
Public Image Limited.

None of them will perform a single number
even remotely connected with Frannie Fortune.

Ian:
But first this important commercial annoucement. 
He rolls his chair away ....

and gives 
the microphone to Danny & Jesse.

Danny:
If you're of legal age but under fifty.
We've got a guy you think is nifty.

Jesse:
Rough and tough. yet gentle too. 
He needs a date bad.
How about you? 
Danny:
Lonely, depressed?
Home on a Saturday night?
Ladies you can change all that. 
Act now and you enjoy the
date of your dreams.
Just pick up the phone and 

Jesse & Danny: <singing>
Call 555-1814
If you want a guy who you'll adore! 

Ian:
Our phone lines are open... 
Ian pushes the microphone away...

Danny & Jesse pull it back and 
show Ian his lines...Ian balks at first
Ian: <whispering>
No!

Finally he sighs and reads from the paper...
Ian: <reluctantly singing>
Don't be shy..
He's quite a guy... 

Scene: School Radio Station

Ian is putting away tapes.
Nicole is DJ.

Ian:
You know I never thought I'd be 
saying this but it's good to have you back.

Nicole:
Even if I'm not playing you're kind of music?

He leans over her.
Ian:
Well, I'm still working on you.
Aren't I? 

Nicole: <attempting to mimic his accent>
Maybe I'm still working on you. 

Ian:
I thought you were off the oldies circuit?
Nicole:
I am. 
Ian:
Good. 

Nicole:
Hi, Nicole Chapman again. 
Following Joanie Bartlett with a very special piece.
If as they say a picture is worth a thousand words,
then a song is worth at least a story.
And this one has quite a story behind it. 
It's about a tough old broad who really isn't that tough.
And a young girl who is maybe a little younger than she thought
She learned a big lesson. 
Success doesn't mean a damn thing
if you've lost yourself along the way. 

Ian:
That was the weirdest intro I've ever heard.. 
You didn't even mention who's singing the song...

He listens to the song for a moment
Ian:
...the new Frannie Fortune?! 

Nicole:
Better than ever! 
Ian groans.

He wheels his chair over to her and
listens again for a minute to 
the song

Ian:
It's not exactly the Ramones' is it?

Ian:
But it's not half bad... 

Nicole pushes him off his chair.
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