Important Notice
To all students of High School

Sept. 1: It has come to our attention that students leaving the campus during lunch time are causing numerous inexcuseable problems in the community. This must stop immediately. One of the largest sources of complaint is McDonalds. It seems that students lunching are creating a great distraction to other customers. There is also a growing concern on the condition of the nearby lake. Several students have been seen feeding the ducks. Students' ignorance of the proper balanced diets of these birds could escalate into a serious ecological problem, as the overfed fowl sink to the bottom. No amount of added income that students may provide could atone for this gross miscalculation.

Sept 10: It has come to our attention that students leaving campus during lunch time are also creating problems in the school itself. Students re-entering from the sunshine and fresh air to school have been seen with smiles on their faces. This relaxed attitude does not belong in school. It is both distracting and detrimental to the concentration required in the classroom. For this reason we have decided to close campus. Students have also been heard discussing subjects other than school work. We hope that by closing the campus, this will soon stop as well. By leaving in the middle of the day students are apt to be exposed to new ideas and suggestions and forget the work that demands their full attention.

Sept 20: It has come to our attention that students are still not working to their full potential. We had hoped by closing the campus, they would give their full attention to the studies. However, many students have been seen staring out of the window daydreaming. We have decided that the only way to stop this is to cover up all the windows and glass doors. Shades will be installed on all windows and glass doors until more permanent fixtures can be obtained.

Sept 30: A proposal has been made that we feel will make more use of the school hours. Instead of breaking every forty minutes and subjecting the students to further distractions we have decided to assign permanent classrooms.

by Michelle Zeman