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Gen Arts Festival - Culturama II
Wednesday, July 14th, 1999 - 9pm
The Altman Building, NYC
starring Michael Cerveris, Stephen Trask, Cory
Waletzko, Tristan Avakian, David McKinley and Ted Liscinski.
Yitsak:
Ladies and Gentlemen
Whether you like it or not - Hedwig!
Angry
Inch
My sex change operation got botched.
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a barbie doll crotch
I've got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I've got an - I've got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I've got an - I've got an angry inch
I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out -had to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I've got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I've got an - I've got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the tracks.
I've got to get up and I can't get no slack
I've got an angry inch- an angry inch!
My mother made my tits out of clay
My boyfriend said he'd take me away
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
I've got an - I've got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I've got an - I've got an angry inch
Long story short!
Ja, Long story short - literally.
I woke up from the operation
I was bleedin down there
Bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman and
already it's that time of the month
Two days later the wound closed up
the wound healed.
I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
where my penis used to be but my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh
A scar running down it like a sideways grimace
on an eyeless face
It was just a little bulge
but it started talking to me
It said, "hey you muther fucker
what you did - you did to me!
I'm an angry inch!"
Six inches forward and five inches back
I've got an - I've got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I've got an - I've got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I've got an - I've got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back