"That was the Weekend That Was"

Story by Robert Caplain
Teleplay by Barry Jacobs & Stuart Jacobs
Directed by Michael Switzer

The Exalted Muskrat - Robert Donner
Fred - Lee Ving

"The Night Rolls On" by Chris Farren & Curtis Stone

Lou's

Lou is hosting a meeting of the
Fraternal Order of Muskrats.
He introduces Leroy to the President
Ian & Maxie are helping out by serving refreshments.

Ralph:
It is indeed a pleasure to be here at
the 180 gathering of the Fraternal Order
of Muskrats. I assume this is the candidate for initition.

Lou:
Leroy Johnson say hello to Ralph
McCreder-supreme muskrat.
Secret Handshake (scratches the back of his hand)

Leroy:
Right.. ...
Pleased to meet you

Ralph:
Wise choice brother Mackey I can see
brother Johnson has the makings of a quality muskrat.

Lou:
What did I tell you?

Ian:
Bean dip anyone?

Maxie:
Pigs in a blanket?
Bologna triangle?


Ian:
Hey sirs, Bean dip?

Maxie:
Pigs in a blanket?

Ralph:
It all looks so good...


Lou:
There's plenty of hungry muskrats.
C'mon circulate

Sorry Uncle Lou..



Ian: (to Leroy)
Hey don't just stand there,
Grab a tray and help out



Leroy:
You don't understand.
Today I'm one of them.

Ian:
Huh?





Leroy:
Today I'm a muskrat
Ian gives the Secret Muskrat
handshake to Leroy.





Ian:
Congratulations.

Ian:
Hey Lou do you have to kill
your own muskrat?

Lou:
Huh?

Ian:
For the hat?

Lou:
Ian, we're running low on bologna triangles..

Ralph:
And do you pledge to uphold the rules
and bylaws of the Loyal Order of Muskrats?

Leroy:
I do.

Ralph:
Then finally brother Johnson - do you pledge to
be loyal, honorable and industrious like all good Muskrats?

Leroy:
I do.

Ralph:
Welcome so the inner most nest of
the Loyal Order of Muskrats

Lou:
Leroy...



Maxie:
Muskrats do not know how to party..



Ian:
I like their secret handshake

Ian gives her the "handshake",
Reggie comes in and invites everyone
to a party Jesse & Miltie have set up in the
school.

Reggie:
Anybody in here interested in having a really wild time?

Cheers all around as the group rushes past Reggie out the door.

School:





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